orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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coolschmoolzines:

Hawkeye #19 was well worth the wait. I thought nothing would ever top Pizza Dog.

#19 is mostly in sign language with very little subtitles showing just how awesome the medium of comics can be.

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carrionofmywaywardson:

Ride the lightning, or: How to train your dragon for Rowan. Happy birthday :D

(Um, the crop’s tip is wing-shaped, I’m not sure if you can see it.)

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thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

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alluringalliteration:

oh-cecil-oh:

jesus christ

i think you mean jesus crust

alluringalliteration:

oh-cecil-oh:

jesus christ

i think you mean jesus crust

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

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kiddiescribblinz:

Seems we have the world’s first unicorn hater.

kiddiescribblinz:

Seems we have the world’s first unicorn hater.

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dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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twofingerswhiskey:

explosive-tardis:

twofingerswhiskey:

MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree)

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