novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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  • Grantaire: You’re not gonna make the world any better by shouting at it.
  • Enjolras: I can try.

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Eight ways in which a heterosexual person might have ended this awkward conversation

abbykate:

people-are-fond:

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No, boys.  Thank you.

#round and round the sexuality bush #the detective chased the doctor

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firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

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Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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nana-evans:

"And no, Peter, we are NOT "spider bros"!"

nana-evans:

"And no, Peter, we are NOT "spider bros"!"

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black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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pleasewaituntil:


Heaven beside you, hell withinAnd you wish you had it still, heaven inside youSo there’s problems in your lifeThat’s fucked up, and I’m not blind

A little something for dinosrawrr!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Inspired by the thought that Cas runs heaven and Dean runs hell, and they kinda do it together. So there. I will work on the gif a bit more (it’s so shaky still), just wanted to have it ready for your birthday uwu~~ 

pleasewaituntil:

Heaven beside you, hell within
And you wish you had it still, heaven inside you
So there’s problems in your life
That’s fucked up, and I’m not blind

A little something for dinosrawrr!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Inspired by the thought that Cas runs heaven and Dean runs hell, and they kinda do it together. So there. I will work on the gif a bit more (it’s so shaky still), just wanted to have it ready for your birthday uwu~~ 

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paper-star:

inspirational words from eren jaeger

paper-star:

inspirational words from eren jaeger

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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