When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
- Grantaire: You’re not gonna make the world any better by shouting at it.
- Enjolras: I can try.
No, boys. Thank you.
#round and round the sexuality bush #the detective chased the doctor
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
#i adore this because i not only adore john watson but i adore martin freeman#sometimes i just sit there and revel in how GOOD john watson is because how good martin makes him#even when he doesn’t speak#sometimes ESPECIALLY when john doesn’t speak#john still fills the room and is that person that is sherlock’s conductor of light#without meaning to or wanting to be (okay he does want to be; let’s be real)#simply because martin has created a full character and embodies him beautifully#and that’s what martin’s good at#taking a character you might think is small and making him real and big and worth looking at twice (and more) (avawatson)
Heaven beside you, hell within
And you wish you had it still, heaven inside you
So there’s problems in your life
That’s fucked up, and I’m not blind
A little something for dinosrawrr!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Inspired by the thought that Cas runs heaven and Dean runs hell, and they kinda do it together. So there. I will work on the gif a bit more (it’s so shaky still), just wanted to have it ready for your birthday uwu~~
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.